make sure it’s of you or your friend’s VW gulf with a wing and that there’s like a girl in a bikini shot with the fisheye attachment on your kit lens. oh and make sure you are at least 23/still living at home so you can be that guy I’m still friends with on Facebook from high school.
portra 160 for portraits. ektar for anything else.
Little to no time. I only crop photos in photoshop if necessary. I do not adjust curves or colors. 99% of the time I just upload the scanned .jpg without bringing it into photoshop.